Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Three steps to becoming a best-selling business writer



1. Think up broad metaphor.

2. Extend metaphor for at least 150 pages.

3. Buy boat.

2 comments:

  1. Is Anne passing out books for you to read?

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  2. Indeed, and they all fit this profile. As a lover of metaphor, these books offend me deeply.

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